Unnecessary emotions of the day

Today’s emotional moment is brought to you by Jay-Z and Beyonce.

On my way to work this morning the radio DJs were talking about a Jay-Z performance over the weekend where Beyonce came out as a surprise and performed with her husband.

When they played a live clip, I started to weep. Halfway across the bridge to Vancouver, stuffing my face with waffles, I wept while listening to a Jay-Z song.

Why?

Well, because Beyonce sounded so good. And they’re married and make music together. And the fans must have been so happy with the surprise. Why else?

Apparently the whole thing ended with a Beyonce wardrobe malfunction… but I changed the station and started crying about a different excruciatingly beautiful song. Because who wants to cry about a wardrobe malfunction?