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This is baby Lewis at the pediatrician’s office immediately following his circumcision. He was so brave. Just look how zen he is!

For the record, I was not brave and definitely cried way more than he did.

And he peed all over my brand new shirt. I’d be upset, but what is a little pee on my shirt compared to having your penis cut up? Sure puts things in perspective.

Also, I wouldn’t recommend attending the circumcision of your son alone. That was not my favorite way to spend a morning.