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Two blowouts, one bloody nipple, vomit in Lewis’ hair, snot everywhere I look.

Food refused, milk consumed only in small amounts, naps elusive, screaming abounds.

And it is only 2:30pm. Plenty of day left.

Today it is hard to be a mom. Wishing I didn’t have this headache and a pile of work to do.