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The 5am curse is back. I had already been up with Ellen 3 times, and she woke up only 45 minutes after the last time. That meant I was only in bed 20 mins before getting up again. Mama is tiiiiired.

I wish I could figure out why she does this so I could do something about it. 

Fun fact – my neighbors across the street sit on their porch and smoke from 5am to 6am.